This has actually been a dream of mine for as long as I have been addicted to the command line. Feel free to contact me if you have thought it through further than I have - would be interested in discussing possible implementations.
Weboob 'Web outside of Browsers', I can get that. But the attempt to put 'boob' in every application name? Am I missing something from a translation from French or is this meant to be comic?
Flatboob: Search for a house.
Wetboobs: Display current weather water levels and to see forecasts.
Nice to see application 'QHaveDate' was altered from 'QHaveSex'.