I recommend scrolling to the next article about the giant AI-generated Christmas image/Lovecraft Eldritch horror on a shopping centre in Kingston (London). It is glorious.

Do people these days call robbers ‘thieves’? When I read the title, I thought the article was about pickpockets.

In my usage, "robbers" and "pickpockets" are both varieties of "thieves".

oh, and not to mention, you'd think an iPhone would have worse resale value due to iCloud locking, where as on Android's, their version of iCloud Lock (FRP I believe it is called), is somewhat trivial to bypass on modern phones.